That was unexpected
Wakin up in ropes was not how I expected to start my day. Yet there I was, trussed and tied in the desert next to four other people. Normally I would be worried, but there were bigger peeps than me in ropes and I know a thing or two about big people. Sure enough, the leader showed his ass and started talkin' up a storm. I think that has to do with there never being anyone to talk to. I mean, really, if I were doin what they do and only had the same people to talk to day in and day out, a change would be nice. Like talking to your food before biting it's head off, it just becomes a thing. Anyway, this lugnut starts sayin this and that and next thing I know, shit starts going down hill.
Spiders start crawling out of the sand and goes after one of them, the Leader barely bats an eye as one of his henchmen tries to take off with their truck and crashes it. One of the ladies slips their bonds and goes for the truck, sleek, fast and quick that one as they barely noticed her moving. Though I suppose its due to the weird guy blowing a hole through the chest of one of their guys. Now, I don't really know much of anythin, but you would think that would cause them to freak. Nope, apparently, they have seen some shit. While that was going down, the big guy breaks his ropes, very dramatic, and wiffs twice at the guy in front of him, shame. By this time, I have slipped my bonds and jump at the guy in front of me. Well, I fergot that blood in the legs is an important thing for motivatin one in a forward motion. I didn't get far. The Big guy seemed to have enough of this bull chips and walked up to the guy, casually reached in and pulled out his heart and shows it to him. Now, I can't be certain, but I could swear I heard the Big guy whisper, "Have you seen some shit now?" right before looking at the next guy and saying quietly, "How about you?"
Well, apparently he had NOT seen that shit before and threw up until he passed out. I have never seen a sleeping body dry heave before, doesn't look comfortable. By the time I get to my feet, these asshats are all dead, save for vomitface. Long story short, we get our stuff and find out that there is a base. I left all that to the Big Guy, he seemed to know what he was doing. I found out that one of the other women was also a Junker with some skill. Between the two of us, we we able to fix up the truck and get it back on the road with no troubles. As we were about to leave, I went to ask about what we are going to do with vomitface, as the Big guy spits Ghost Juice all over his head and lights him on fire. Well, at least only his head gets burned. The rest was protected under the sand.
In the end, we got into contact with a Marshal and found that these guys were wanted, so we met up with Him and, in short, kicked some ass and found a lot of neat things in the cave they were using.
So, now we are working on gathering up what we can find and load up the truck for a journey. We got a long road ahead of us it seems, and I STILL haven't gotten a chance to test out T.O.B.Y. yet. Truck mounted though... This could be a thing...
Spiders start crawling out of the sand and goes after one of them, the Leader barely bats an eye as one of his henchmen tries to take off with their truck and crashes it. One of the ladies slips their bonds and goes for the truck, sleek, fast and quick that one as they barely noticed her moving. Though I suppose its due to the weird guy blowing a hole through the chest of one of their guys. Now, I don't really know much of anythin, but you would think that would cause them to freak. Nope, apparently, they have seen some shit. While that was going down, the big guy breaks his ropes, very dramatic, and wiffs twice at the guy in front of him, shame. By this time, I have slipped my bonds and jump at the guy in front of me. Well, I fergot that blood in the legs is an important thing for motivatin one in a forward motion. I didn't get far. The Big guy seemed to have enough of this bull chips and walked up to the guy, casually reached in and pulled out his heart and shows it to him. Now, I can't be certain, but I could swear I heard the Big guy whisper, "Have you seen some shit now?" right before looking at the next guy and saying quietly, "How about you?"
Well, apparently he had NOT seen that shit before and threw up until he passed out. I have never seen a sleeping body dry heave before, doesn't look comfortable. By the time I get to my feet, these asshats are all dead, save for vomitface. Long story short, we get our stuff and find out that there is a base. I left all that to the Big Guy, he seemed to know what he was doing. I found out that one of the other women was also a Junker with some skill. Between the two of us, we we able to fix up the truck and get it back on the road with no troubles. As we were about to leave, I went to ask about what we are going to do with vomitface, as the Big guy spits Ghost Juice all over his head and lights him on fire. Well, at least only his head gets burned. The rest was protected under the sand.
In the end, we got into contact with a Marshal and found that these guys were wanted, so we met up with Him and, in short, kicked some ass and found a lot of neat things in the cave they were using.
So, now we are working on gathering up what we can find and load up the truck for a journey. We got a long road ahead of us it seems, and I STILL haven't gotten a chance to test out T.O.B.Y. yet. Truck mounted though... This could be a thing...
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